some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows
- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
Sirius gets sick while he’s supposed to be “laying low at Lupin’s”. They can’t figure out what’s causing his illness so they can’t treat him at home, but they also can’t take him to see a healer or a doctor due to his whole “WANTED FOR MANY DEATHS BY BOTH WIZARDS AND MUGGLES” situation, so…
Remus takes Padfoot to the vet.
Imagine the aftermath though,
“I’m sorry! I didn’t know they were going to take your temperature like that!!”
jon needing a kidney transplant for some reason and sansa being the only compatible person and accepting it to everyones surprise with a bonus of scared angsty starks in the hospital before the surgery
i cant write for shit though so PLEASE someone take this idea and run with it
doesnt even need to be a romantic fic!!!
- McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name
- Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
You’re not allowed to do magic outside of school. Yeah? Try me.